Yesterday I stopped over to see my buddy Tom. When I walked in the house I asked her where Tom was. She says “oh, you mean the big game hunter?” I said “yeah, whatever.” He came out around the corner, wearing a big fancy hunting hat and a carrying a new elephant gun. I about fell over backwards, laughing! As soon as I gained my composure, I asked him “what the heck are you doing?” He said “I bought a new gun!” I said “I guess you did!”